As soon as I was able to get out and about, I had a good think about what I was going to do with my life. I was a pretty grounded kind of kid.
What career should I take up?
Football?
Pilot?
I got Mum to explain the pilot thing to me
but the proximity of the pool was a bit distracting
Maybe a deep sea diver?
or underwater pilot?
Then she introduced me to ice cream, and I forgot everything else!
Around that time I was disappointed to find that I could not walk on water
But then realised the trick is to choose very shallow water.
I had quite a nice day at the seaside
and my mum seemed glad to be there with me.