Terrible two

Chris inspects grass

As soon as I was able to get out and about, I had a good think about what I was going to do with my life. I was a pretty grounded kind of kid.

What career should I take up?


Chris with ball





Chris with propeller








Mum Chris and propeller


I got Mum to explain the pilot thing to me



but the proximity of the pool was a bit distracting


Chris inspects pool


Maybe a deep sea diver?



Chris pool and propeller




or underwater pilot?



Chris tastes ice cream




Then she introduced me to ice cream, and I forgot everything else!




Around that time I was disappointed to find that I could not walk on water

Chris and mum in sea

Chris and mum on beach



But then realised the trick is to choose very shallow water.





Chris and mum looking at sea



I had quite a nice day at the seaside





and my mum seemed glad to be there with me.

Mum cuddling Chris